Who needs such a long intestine, anyway?
Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up.
A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains.
you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.
The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
I respect so much the work that so many women do, but that's just not what I do. I have a job where I advertise yogurt that makes you poop, and people love it and tell me about their bowel movements, every day.
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
Everybody looks at their poop.
People don't appreciate their intestines until something goes wrong. But I always hope that people gain a little appreciation for their guts.
How much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation? What in the world was running through that warped, evil, scatological mind of His when He robbed old people of the power to control their bowel movements?
To be honest, bread constipates me, and I like to have my daily bowel movement.
They want you to bring out your intestines.
I just like Raisin Bran - it keeps me regular.
