Colon Health Quotes

Ninety per-cent of what we worry about never happens, yet we worry and worry. What a horrible way to go through life! What a horrible thing to do to your colon!

"Yeah, well, if you eat red meat, it stays in your colon for fifteen years!" Good! I paid for it; I want it in my ass, okay? I want them to find a meat sweater from my esophagus to my asshole when they open me up in the end! "This guy's covered in meat! He's Meat-Man! He's Meat-Tracheotomy-Man!"

I know people are pretty well embarrassed just at the mention of colon cancer. Sticking a tube in you to find out what's wrong is not a nice thing. But I can tell them, a 30- or 40-minute test is worth it. We have to make them feel more comfortable about getting screened.

When your body absorbs toxins, it stores them in fat, which is why fiber and probiotics are strategic weapons for weight loss. Fiber keeps your colon healthy and reduces your body's absorption of toxins.

Screening for colon cancer can stop cancer in its tracks.

Take care of your colon and your colon will take care of you.

Once colon cancer becomes symptomatic, nine times out of ten it is too late.

Nobody can quantify for you what's the impact of eating fiber every day, for instance. We can say we think it's good. But some people might say 'Oh, it reduces your risk of colon cancer by 20%, some people might say it reduces your risk by 25%.'

I just like Raisin Bran - it keeps me regular.

I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.

Everybody has a colon. Everyone over 50 needs to get their colon checked.

People just don't know that you can have colon cancer and be completely asymptomatic and healthy.

The state of the health of the individual is equivalent to the state to the health of the colon.