Betting Strategies Quotes

The only way to win in a casino is to own one….No, I’ve never known anyone to have made money paying at a Casino over a period of time.

I don't play golf competitively. I tell everybody that I cheat so they won't gamble with me. That's why you can't watch football. Everybody's gambling. They don't want to watch the game; they watch the spread.

I've never gambled a dime. Never, in all my years in Vegas.

I'm a massive football fan, so when Ladbrokes approached me and asked me to take a look at the statistics, I jumped at the chance.

There is no such thing as 'social gambling.' Either you are there to cut the other bloke's heart out and eat it -- or you're a sucker. If you don't like this choice -- don't gamble.

Quit while you're ahead. All the best gamblers do.

Most gamblers do it for ego. It's not about winning or losing, it's about challenging your ego and showing your mates you're fearless and will bet on anything.

I lost $35,000 in less than a week at the Mirage in Las Vegas.

I got into gambling when I was playing a casino. I was a hermit in those days. I would go onstage, go to my room, or if we had to travel, I'd get in a car or a plane, whatever. But I didn't do anything. One day, this friend of mine said, 'Do you want to play some blackjack?'

Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can't figure out.

I don't mind when my horse is left at the post. I don't mind when my horse comes up to me in the stands and asks, "Which way do I go?" But when the horse I bet on is at the $2 window betting on another horse in the same race...

I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

The Super Bowl is like Christmas shopping at Macy's for bookies.

I had a system at blackjack.

I have to warn you: I bet horses like a girl.

I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.

I'd be willing to bet you, if I were a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball.

People who don't gamble aren't worth talking to.

I'm afraid a lot of people have lost a lot of money over the years betting on me.

I like blackjack. I like the psychology of poker.

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

Most amusements only mean trying to win another person's money.

What I like about 'Lay the Favourite' is that it shows gambling as a profession, as this real grind-it-out job, with no glamour about it at all.

All gamblers lose regularly, but they rarely discuss it in public. Losing is bad for the image, dude. Nobody buys Hot Tips from Losers. Remember that.

Poker isn't the roulette wheel of pure chance, nor is it the chess of mathematical elegance and perfect information. Apart from the underlying mathematics, poker depends on the nuanced reading of human intention, interactions, and deceptions.