Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.