Redneck Culture Quotes

Conservatives are routinely pilloried on television. A&E likely greenlit 'Duck Dynasty' in the first place because executives believed Americans would laugh at the redneck antics of the self-described 'white trash' family.

Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah.

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks.

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

We're Americans. I don't consider us to be evil, I just don't think we know any better. We're a really young culture. We're hillbillies, and the rest of the world sees us that way. I travel all over the world, and probably the only worse rednecks than us are the Australians. And they're an even younger country.

Music saved my life a few times because I could play the stuff rednecks loved. They thought I was great and they wondered why I didn't do that all the time.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

It's a lot of anti-gay, racist humor—which people like in America—all couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the right place at the right time for that gee-shucks, proud-to-be-a-redneck, I'm-just-a-straight-shooter-multimillionaire-in-cutoff-flannel-selling-ring-tones act. That's where we are as a nation now. We're in a state of vague American values and anti-intellectual pride.

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.