Johnny Van Zant Quotes

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

Well not really to get attention, but to entertain, but you know to show some elements of rural life as well, it kind of blended all in, its kind of like a mockery in a sense, kind of stab back at people that have those stereotypical ideas of the south.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

I was raised in South Alabama in the woods, y'know? I'm country.

Growing up in east Tennessee gave me my country roots, my twang, and a lot of my stories.

I can pass myself off as a 'Duck Dynasty' impersonator a lot.

I'm from Florida, and my family somehow is really into country music. We're all southern in a way: My grandpa hunts, my uncle's, like, a redneck, and we're all NASCAR fans.

I did any of the normal things any redneck kid did.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

Yeah I'm chillin' on a dirt road, laid back swervin' like I'm George Jones.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.