Bubba Sparxxx Quotes

You have to understand, now, I'm a momma's boy. I'm from the south. My way of being raised is totally different than the big city life. I truly was a country boy.

I suppose more than anything, it's the way of life in this part of the country that influences my writing. In Eastern North Carolina, with the exception of Wilmington, most people live in small towns.

To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.

Every redneck's dream is to write a song and have it go on a fishing show.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

I think of myself as a Hollywood hillbilly, but I'm sick of all these questions people ask about Alabama. 'Do you have an outhouse?' 'Is there a lot of inbreeding in your family?' They think all Southerners don't have computers and TV sets and that we're all still living in 1862.

The comedy on '2 Broke Girls' always comes from a place of love - it's never mean. We're a comedy, and we often go right to the edge. It doesn't bother me. I've encountered this all my life. I've been made fun of all my life.

You see a lot of people out there that say they're country, and they do their little things that are stereotypical country things, but being country is a way of life.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

'Squidbillies' is pretty educational.

In life, there are a lot of expectations. I see why in the South, especially, there's a simple existence. People, whether they're cowboys or farmers or ranchers, you just get up, you do your job, you have a family, you come home.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

I've been watching RFD-TV for a few years. As a person who lives mostly in the country, I appreciate a network that shows the many facets of rural life.

Natural life, lived naturally as it is lived in the countryside, has none of that progress which is the base of happiness. Men and women in rural communities can be compared to a spring that rises out of a rock and spreads in irregular ever-widening circles. But the general principle is static.

When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.

I grew up in the country in the rural South, and I have a brother a year older than me and a sister a year younger.

I'm from Bourbon, Missouri, where spirits are high and where the cattle population exceeds the human population.

I grew up in Gladstone, Alabama, on a dirt road, with an outside bathroom.

I grew up in a small town in Alabama, and there wasn't much in the way of entertainment, so like our older siblings before us, we drove our pickup trucks out into the hayfield and lit a bonfire.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.

I suppose the pleasure of the country life lies really in the eternally renewed evidences of the determination to live. That is a truism when said, but anything but a truism when daily observed. Nothing shows up the difference between the thing said or read, so much as the daily experience of it.