Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.