Joe Rogan Quotes

I don't like bad smells.

When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one.

Riesling? It smells like an intensive care ward.

I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.

I think that when you look at a guy like Luke Harper you can see that he does in fact smell.

Well… don’t be offended, but you smell like a dog.

Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.

They were wearing smelly blankets, they looked like Donovan fans.

I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.

I'm obsessed with smells even more than makeup.

What smells so? Has somebody been burning a Rag, or is there a Dead Mule in the Back yard? No, the Man is Smoking a Five-Cent Cigar.

Stevie Wonder always smells so good... I'm like a DEA dog, I can smell people a block away!

There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!

Well, have you ever thought of bathing?' I asked, turning away. 'No one wants to hire a wizard who smells worse than their outhouse. And who knows what creatures are living in that hair?

Harriet Jones: Did you notice when they fart, if you'll pardon the word, it doesn't just smell like a fart, if you'll pardon the word, it's something else. What is it? It's more like, um... Rose Tyler: Bad breath. Harriet Jones: That's it! The Doctor: Calcium decay. Now that Narrows it down!.. Calcium phosphate. Organic calcium. Living calcium. Creatures made out of living calcium. What else - what else? Hyphenated surnames. Yes! That narrows it down to one planet! Raxacoricofallapatorius! Mickey Smith: [sarcastically] Oh yeah, great! We can write 'em a letter.

John Green is a very handsome, intelligent, and wise man. He smells really weird though.

I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.

I hospitalized a rock, killed a brick...I'm so bad I make medicine sick!

He who cannot exaggerate is not qualified to utter truth.

As the sense of smell is so intimately connected with that of taste, it is not surprising that an excessively bad odour should excite wretching or vomitting in some persons.

If the people in Europe are SOOOOOO smart, how come so many of them can't seem to locate the deodorant, huh?

To call Keegan a superstar is stretching a point.

I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.