Ellen DeGeneres Quotes

I'm not very happy. I'm frustrated with human beings. I'm the guy who just wants to smack people in the face and say, 'Wake up!'

It's pointless to get all huffy about stuff.

I get annoyed when Bieber breathes.

I get annoyed a lot with things.

Stop being so… optimistic. It’s getting on my nerves.

It’s just a mild disagreement, Papa. Remi has this whole need to breathe in and out, which annoys me. If he would just stop breathing, I’d be fine. (Aimee)

By-and-large, these are families that are just waiting to get out of here. They are frustrated; I would be, too. I get frustrated at the cash register counter when the paper runs out.

I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.

They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up.

For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country.

I have a hard time repeating myself.

When I am right, I get angry. Churchill gets angry when he is wrong. We are angry at each other much of the time.

I'm not in the being-annoyed business.

In some cases, I quite like irritating people who need to be irritated.

I am furious about everything.

There are a few things that make me angry. Mostly things not going my way.

It's hard not to want to strangle people when you work with them for four years.

I know of no more disagreeable situation than to be left feeling generally angry without anybody in particular to be angry at.

I can't stand whining.

Nothing is so aggravating than calmness.

Nuts!

If two people live together, one has to be patient, and typically, the other one is very annoying.

When you have a girlfriend, there are many things that are irritating every day, every night. I'm sure it's different for everyone, but when you fight, it gets really annoying.

It takes an awful lot to get me cross.

I'm tired of all the angry stuff out there.