Tina St. John Quotes

He didn't look the least bit tired. A morning person, even after no sleep at all. It was disgusting.

Right,' Thomas said. 'Where are we headed?' 'To where they treat me like royalty,' I said. 'We're going to Burger King?' I rubbed the heel of my hand against my forehead and spelled fratricide in a subvocal mutter, but I had to spell out temporary insanity and justifiable homicide, too, before I calmed down enough to speak politely. 'Just take a left and drive. Please.' 'Well,' Thomas said, grinning, 'since you said 'please' - Thomas Raith & Harry Dresden, Small Favor, Jim Butcher

Give me a break.

Someday I would change my name to Shut Up and save everybody a lot of time.

Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?

Benedick looked to the ceiling as though begging for divine patience. Or for the Lord to strike his sister down. Callie couldn’t quite discern which.

It gets tiring being a smartass.

I wasn't sure I could make it through another hour of his company without throwing my stapler at his head.

You have delighted us long enough.

For gods' sake, Strider," Torin snapped. "Open your mouth and form some words. While you're at it, stop staring at the angel like he's a tasty treat.

By-and-large, these are families that are just waiting to get out of here. They are frustrated; I would be, too. I get frustrated at the cash register counter when the paper runs out.

Well, excuuuuuse me!

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.

I Love children, especially when they cry for then someone takes them away.

They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up.

You know what burns me? Matches.

For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country.

I have a hard time repeating myself.

If I get one more person telling me I look like Eliot Spitzer, I'm just going to have to play the guy one day.

I'm not in the being-annoyed business.

I'm a royal pain in the behind.

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

Not in the mornings, I'm always so tired in the morning.

Well, its very exasperating when you can't get it right.

I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation.