Sarah MacLean Quotes

It’s just a mild disagreement, Papa. Remi has this whole need to breathe in and out, which annoys me. If he would just stop breathing, I’d be fine. (Aimee)

Someday I would change my name to Shut Up and save everybody a lot of time.

Right,' Thomas said. 'Where are we headed?' 'To where they treat me like royalty,' I said. 'We're going to Burger King?' I rubbed the heel of my hand against my forehead and spelled fratricide in a subvocal mutter, but I had to spell out temporary insanity and justifiable homicide, too, before I calmed down enough to speak politely. 'Just take a left and drive. Please.' 'Well,' Thomas said, grinning, 'since you said 'please' - Thomas Raith & Harry Dresden, Small Favor, Jim Butcher

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.

Give me a break.

Often I would get asked the same question 6 different times, each in increasing tones of indignation even though the answer is each time the same.

Don't get your panties in such a twist... and give me back mine.

Can’t this thing go any faster?” Thalia demanded. Zoe glared at her. “I cannot control traffic.” You both sound like my mother,” I said. Shut up!” they both said in union.

Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?

Barely awake and already starting in with the questions.You were alot easier to take when you were sleeping." - Rio to Dylan

Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.

Will you stop counting!' snarled Zaphod. 'Yes,' said Ford Prefect, 'in three minutes and thirty-five seconds.

Next time I’ll just send the three of you e-mails. What was I thinking when I decided to have this meeting? (Acheron) Oh, I know. That men who are a couple of thousand years old could actually behave like grownups? (Nick) (Zarek elbowed Nick in the stomach.) Oops. Involuntary arm spasm. (Zarek)

I wasn't sure I could make it through another hour of his company without throwing my stapler at his head.

If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.

You have delighted us long enough.

Yeah, well, that's what you said the last time it did this, and it was doing it that time too,' Tiercel said waspishly. Clear as mud,' Harrier muttered.

By-and-large, these are families that are just waiting to get out of here. They are frustrated; I would be, too. I get frustrated at the cash register counter when the paper runs out.

Well, excuuuuuse me!

You know what burns me? Matches.

I have a hard time repeating myself.

If I get one more person telling me I look like Eliot Spitzer, I'm just going to have to play the guy one day.

My sister and I fought a lot when we were kids. I was the little bratty sister, and she would kind of walk away, not wanting to be associated with me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I'm not in the being-annoyed business.