John Stossel Quotes

I always say, 'I really need to take a break.' It's three days in and I'm getting pretty bored.

I'd got to a point where I wanted a break.

Now I take the summer off, relax, and I know that at the end of July we're gonna start another season.

I had lots of breaks.

Someday I would change my name to Shut Up and save everybody a lot of time.

Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?

Barely awake and already starting in with the questions.You were alot easier to take when you were sleeping." - Rio to Dylan

I did such a gigantic eye roll I almost fell over.

Benedick looked to the ceiling as though begging for divine patience. Or for the Lord to strike his sister down. Callie couldn’t quite discern which.

You have delighted us long enough.

Right,' Thomas said. 'Where are we headed?' 'To where they treat me like royalty,' I said. 'We're going to Burger King?' I rubbed the heel of my hand against my forehead and spelled fratricide in a subvocal mutter, but I had to spell out temporary insanity and justifiable homicide, too, before I calmed down enough to speak politely. 'Just take a left and drive. Please.' 'Well,' Thomas said, grinning, 'since you said 'please' - Thomas Raith & Harry Dresden, Small Favor, Jim Butcher

By-and-large, these are families that are just waiting to get out of here. They are frustrated; I would be, too. I get frustrated at the cash register counter when the paper runs out.

Well, excuuuuuse me!

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.

I always try to have a vacation.

I have a hard time repeating myself.

A good four to six weeks is about right for a proper break.

The band's never taken a year off. Last August we decided to take one, and three months in I was bored to tears.

You have to disengage at some point in order to be fresh.

I'm not in the being-annoyed business.

I'm a royal pain in the behind.

I just thought I'd take a break from publishing for a while.

Well, its very exasperating when you can't get it right.

I don't want to sound like a grumpy old man, but nothing winds me up more than people saying, 'Chill out' to me when I'm irritated!

I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation.