Stephenie Meyer Quotes

Stop being so… optimistic. It’s getting on my nerves.

Next time I’ll just send the three of you e-mails. What was I thinking when I decided to have this meeting? (Acheron) Oh, I know. That men who are a couple of thousand years old could actually behave like grownups? (Nick) (Zarek elbowed Nick in the stomach.) Oops. Involuntary arm spasm. (Zarek)

If you mean you think it is my job to go into the secret passage first, O Thorin Thrain’s son Oakenshield, may your beard grow ever longer,” he said crossly, “say so at once and have done!

I've always admired your ability to be unilaterally irritating.

Oh, come on, Arthur." "I don't want to hear it, Andy." "Jesus Christ" "He doesn't want to hear it, either.

You should make her call you ‘Miss Georgina,’” added Hugh with a mocking southern drawl. “Or at least ‘ma’am.’” Niphon’s presence and Jerome’s lecture had put me in a grouchy mood. “I’m not doing any mentoring. She’s so gungho to take on the world’s male population, she doesn’t even need me.” The three men exchanged more smirks. Cody made some hissing and meowing sounds, scratching at the air. "This isn’t funny,” I said. "Sure it is,” said Cody.

Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!

It’s just a mild disagreement, Papa. Remi has this whole need to breathe in and out, which annoys me. If he would just stop breathing, I’d be fine. (Aimee)

For gods' sake, Strider," Torin snapped. "Open your mouth and form some words. While you're at it, stop staring at the angel like he's a tasty treat.

Yeah, well, that's what you said the last time it did this, and it was doing it that time too,' Tiercel said waspishly. Clear as mud,' Harrier muttered.

Let me guess,” Eli said, his voice that low, even timbre, as always. “Drinking from kegs also falls under outdoor activity.” I just looked at him, standing there in jeans and the same blue hoodie he’d had on the first time I met him. Maybe it was the embarrassment, which had been bad enough before I had an audience, but I was instantly annoyed. I said, “Are we outside?” He glanced round, as if needing to confirm this. “Nope.” “Then no.” I turned my attention back to the keg.

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

When I am right, I get angry. Churchill gets angry when he is wrong. We are angry at each other much of the time.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I don't want to sound like a grumpy old man, but nothing winds me up more than people saying, 'Chill out' to me when I'm irritated!

My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.

Many times I only say yes or no and even that winds them up for twenty minutes more.

Nuts!

If two people live together, one has to be patient, and typically, the other one is very annoying.

Relationships. Ugh. You have to laugh sometimes.

I am just a thorn in everybody's side.

I'm not gonna sit back and listen to somebody who listens to 3LW all day.

People only call you 'my dear' when they are irritated with you.