Tom Holt Quotes

My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'

They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up.

Say, the next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you, will you?

At the risk of sounding like that old guy in 'Gran Torino' telling those 'young punks' to 'get off my lawn,' it's gotten to the point that whenever I hear somebody talking about Twitter or twittering or tweeting, it just makes my little tummy want to hurl.

I am just a thorn in everybody's side.

I hate being in boring fights. It frustrates me.

If mankind is naturally good, he is sure going against his nature more and more of the time. It sounds like a bad joke: the paranoids are after us.

Stop being so...optimistic, its getting on my nerves." "No problem. Do you want me to be all gloom and doom or just shut up?" "Just shut up." "Can do." "Really? Doesn't seem like it." -Jacob and seth

Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy

Stupid human voices always ruining everything.

I'm really not an angry vegan, but human beings are f***ing rude.

You know, almost everyone is an irritant to me. I think people have forgotten what the word 'public' means. 'Public' means you're going to be irritated. It's a natural consequence of leaving one's home. You go outside, and there are people who are irritating. I'll be standing on the sidewalk, and someone berates me for smoking. I look at the person and think, but what about your shoes? How can you wear shoes like that and have the confidence to accost someone like me?

I wasn't sure I could make it through another hour of his company without throwing my stapler at his head.

People frequently bore me, sometimes amuse me, most often irritate me, but rarely intrigue me.

This whole huddle thing really pisses me off.

At least, the sun had the decency to stay the hell away from us.

I do loathe explanations.

Ack! Parables. I hate parables.

Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!

Now go away then, and leave me alone. I don't want any more of your meretricious persiflage.

I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt."

Blameless people are always the most exasperating.

I don't even want you to nod, that's how much you annoy me. Just freeze and shut up.

Im studying jerkoffs in the wild," Ben answered dryly. "This seemed like a good chance to view one up close.