Molly Shannon Quotes

It is the old battle, between those who use a toothbrush and those who don't.

Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.

If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. If you take them just for emergency, that's all they're gonna get.

Good dental care doesn't make you a good student, but if your tooth hurts, it's hard to be a good student.

I made some friends at Listerine and they taught me a little bit about oral care. That half of adults suffer from oral disease, that the number one chronic disease among children is oral disease, that we're only taking care of 25% of our mouths when brushing alone and there are more germs in your mouth than there are people on the planet.

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be.

I have a couple of gold teeth. I had braces for a year but I didn't wear the retainer.

I wish I was told to look after my teeth when I was younger. My smile is really important to me and one of my biggest assets, so I'm very conscious that I need to keep it in top condition.

I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth'? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone's face light up - that's immediate approval.

Before I got into rock n' roll, I was going to be a dentist.

I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting any cavities.

Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how to brush your teeth and use mouth wash? What do we need the government to do it for? Clearly, what a scam. Fluoride in the water.

Americans may have no identity, but they do have wonderful teeth.

Let's be honest, dental care in America is extremely expensive, period.

I am on the power toothbrush train and I'm asking people to try to using an Oral B power toothbrush. I just started using one and I cannot believe that I waited this long to use a power toothbrush. It's so much easier than using a manual toothbrush.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

I think that any moms that leave, even for the day at work, and come home every night will tell you that it's not easy.

I'm one of those people who has a toothbrush and toothpaste with me at all times. After lunch, I'll brush my teeth in a restaurant bathroom!

I have this Waterpik that shoots water between your teeth. It's great. You do that along with flossing, and you know for a fact you've cleaned your mouth as much as humanly possible. It's like going to the dentist every night in your bathroom. I don't know if it's a floss replacement, but in conjunction with flossing, it's great.

If you brush your teeth, you don't want to eat something right after because your mouth feels so fresh. So brushing your teeth actually prevents you from eating until later.

There's nothing like not washing your teeth or washing your face or brushing your teeth in the morning.

My siblings and I have got the worst teeth in Britain.

You've got to motivate the fans and the people to get your teeth cleaned. It's called daily hygiene. You've got to take care of yourself.

Everyone knows what toothache's like: it's one of those dull pains that just won't go away.