Linus Torvalds Quotes

Well, excuuuuuse me!

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.

You know what burns me? Matches.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I’m ready any time you want to repeat the stupid question.

People only call you 'my dear' when they are irritated with you.

I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You people! You're - you're so stupid you're making my eyeballs throb. They're throbbing, dammit!

Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?

He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.

If you mean you think it is my job to go into the secret passage first, O Thorin Thrain’s son Oakenshield, may your beard grow ever longer,” he said crossly, “say so at once and have done!

If I hear ‘Karma Chameleon’ one more time, I swear I’m going to find Boy George and make him eat Jesse’s record. What does red, gold, and green have to do with anything anyway? (Gloria)

BE QUIET!!...What do you want...? I was in the middle of saying something nice.

If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.

Annoyed?” said Sophie. “Why should I be annoyed? Someone only filled the castle with rotten aspic, and deafened everyone in Porthaven, and scared Calcifer to a cinder, and broke a few hundred hearts. Why should that annoy me?

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

Four inch nails is more like it!

And now I wish I hadn’t been civil, because he says he shall not despair! He is as stupid as Endymion!” “No, no!” said Alverstoke soothingly. “Nobody could be as stupid as Endymion!

It’s just a mild disagreement, Papa. Remi has this whole need to breathe in and out, which annoys me. If he would just stop breathing, I’d be fine. (Aimee)

For gods' sake, Strider," Torin snapped. "Open your mouth and form some words. While you're at it, stop staring at the angel like he's a tasty treat.

Right,' Thomas said. 'Where are we headed?' 'To where they treat me like royalty,' I said. 'We're going to Burger King?' I rubbed the heel of my hand against my forehead and spelled fratricide in a subvocal mutter, but I had to spell out temporary insanity and justifiable homicide, too, before I calmed down enough to speak politely. 'Just take a left and drive. Please.' 'Well,' Thomas said, grinning, 'since you said 'please' - Thomas Raith & Harry Dresden, Small Favor, Jim Butcher

Sometimes Howard [Cosell] makes me wish I was a dog and he was a fireplug.

People who try hard to do the right thing always seem mad.