Andy Rooney Quotes

I jokingly refer to the word 'gourmet' as the 'g' word.

If I could only have one type of food with me, I would bring soy sauce. The reason being that if I have soy sauce, I can flavor a lot of things.

My least favorite ingredient to cook with is black pepper.

My biggest nightmare is that something doesn't have enough salt.

I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: "It takes four hours." I asked why and he said: "It keeps turning off the gas."

No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it. I would like to order à la carte. Or don't you serve fish to minors?

I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

In order to have good fried chicken, you should wash and season the bird the morning you're preparing it for dinner. Don't wait and do it right before you start cooking. Throw it in the refrigerator, seasoned, that morning, and give it a chance to soak up all the salt and pepper and goodness.

Roberto Donna is a great Italian chef.

Spices, of course, are essential.

I love food and I love everything involved with food. I love the fun of it. I love restaurants. I love cooking, although I don't cook very much. I love kitchens.

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

I'm a total foodie.

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food.

I wanted to write about what we were doing at the French Laundry, the recipes and the stories.

I have the restaurant, too. I serve Southwest, barbecue.

I am a foodie.

A lot of people are kind of snobby about garlic powder and onion powder. I happen to love them.

Nom is a place for food lovers.

I believe mustard to be one of the most amazing condiments.

Bring me an order of escargots, but hold the slugs.

In fine, the truffle is the very diamond of gastronomy.

The plural of spouse is spice.

Hello, my name is ees Lebkuchen Spice, and I vant to show you my coooooookies.