Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I had a home birth because I really believe in the body's natural ability to give birth. The medical profession has kind of warped women's minds into thinking we don't know how to birth and we need doctors and epidurals and Pitocin.

Why is it you always meet people when you look your worst?

The single worst moment of my life... was the moment I was born.

What upset me was that after 'Saawariya,' which came after the awards and rewards of 'Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam,' 'Devdas' and 'Black,' I was written off, almost hounded out of the industry.

Our food choices show up on our body.

One person uninsured is one person too many.

I shaved my head once and learned that I've got, like, a cone head. So I'm never gonna do that again.

I am a horror to work with for any singer. At first, no one will like to work with me, but it changes once the song releases.

I'm not trying to be with six-pack abs and big muscles and all that. None of that, you know.

I didn't get good breaks on TV.

I think beautiful is like looking like you take care of yourself.

I tore my biceps and had two hernia surgeries.

Actors have to maintain their physique, or they will fizzle out!

Just work out. Don't be lazy. If you take a day off, you're going to be fat and you're going to look terrible.

Sometimes when you miss out on points, it is a pity, it is a shame, because we tried to do everything in the game.

I had many orthopedic surgeries.

Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.

You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear.

I look like a turkey with leukemia.

Abs are for people with no friends.

I find medicine is the best of all trades because whether you do any good or not you still. Get your money.

My life failed on the very day I was born.

As ill-luck would have it.

Back when I was training, probably the only nutritious thing on the market was Gatorade-that's all that we knew. But now in this day and age, people are more prone to go out to try new things to enhance their performance on the field-to enhance their physical appearance. I am a firm believer in if you can't get it the old fashioned way, you don't need it. You have a lot of people on the run and really don't have time to sit down and eat a balanced meal.

I feel like 45. I don't look bad for someone my age, with my history of illnesses and operations and all those anesthetics. When they knock you out, it gives you time to catch up on your beauty sleep.