It's like a lot of kids; when you tell them someone's died, they laugh.
purple does something strange to me
Whenever someone wants to say something to a whole mass of people by breaking into song, there's probably something wrong with them.
It had become boring to write: 'I like Clare Balding'. To say: 'I don't like Clare Balding' is much more newsworthy.
I hardly ever swear. So when I do, my husband knows it's extremely serious.
I came out singing, the doctor slapped me on the head, and I started singing.
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Touch'd either the Passions of Rage or Grief to a Miracle.
Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
Ordinarily, a person leaving a courtroom with a conviction behind him would wear a somber face. But I left with a smile. I knew that I was a convicted criminal, but I was proud of my crime.
