W. C. Fields Quotes


What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake which emitted a curious ticking noise? Would you plunge it into a pail of water - thus insulting Soviet cuisine in general?


Citations

Fields, W. C. W.C. Fields by Himself: His Intended Autobiography. Edited by Ronald J. Fields, Prentice-Hall, 1973, p. 381.

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W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
  • Born: January 29, 1880
  • Died: December 25, 1946
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Actor, Comedian, Juggler, Writer

William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler, and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist who remained a sympathetic character despite his supposed contempt for children and dogs.