Karl Pilkington Quotes

I'd love to have a proper sailing boat and go around the world.

I am not a fan of being in the sea. I like being in a boat - sailing.

You Know the Most Dangerous Thing In the Water? A Shark Fart.

When you are at sea, keep clear of the land.

They say the sea is cold, but the sea contains the hottest blood of all, and the wildest, the most urgent.

Tess," I say. "I'm going to head down to the water.I'll be back in a minute." "You sure you can make it by yourself?" she asks. "I'll be fine." I smile. "If you see me floating unconscious out to sea,though-by all means,come and get me.

Ah, you've come over the water. Powerful wet stuff, ain't it?

So when I cease to be I want to go back...to the sea! Oh for the life of a sardine! That is the life for me!

Look at the limes in this drink, how they float. That's good news. Next time I'm on a boat, and it capsizes, I will reach for a lime. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus.

There's not a sea the passenger e'er pukes in, Turns up more dangerous breakers than the Euxine.

Don't you realize that the sea is the home of water? All water is off on a journey unless it's in the sea, and it's homesick, and bound to make its way home someday.

But if I hadn't shoved you off the boat back there,you'd be lost at sea now,wouldn't you? We'd all be lost! So thanks to me you're all standing on land." (Pirates, its a good thing they're idiots)

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off a boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.

I 'm on the sea! I 'm on the sea! I am where I would ever be, With the blue above and the blue below, And silence wheresoever I go.

I like to just keep the land within sight. Nowadays they can tell you if there's a storm three days out. So it's not much of a concern. But I've never been a big boat person. I don't spend a lot of time at sea.

The sea is certainly common to all.

My favorite wild animal is a narwhal - the unicorn of the sea. It’s a whale with a tooth that sticks out of its head that’s almost two-thirds the length of its entire body.

A dugout is much superior to a conventional manufactured canoe because you can get soaking wet without bothering to capsize it.

We seldom stop to think that we are still creatures of the sea, able to leave it only because, from birth to death, we wear the water-filled space suits of our skins.

Fish don't know much about water, and people didn't know much about air.

When you're on the open sea and you drop 10, 12 feet and your stomach goes up around your neck - that's when you have problems.

Of all nature's animated kingdoms, fish are the most unchristian, inhospitable, heartless, and cold-blooded of creatures.

Any golfer worth his salt has to cross the sea and try to win the British Open.

Who hears the fishes when they cry?