Sharks Quotes

More people are killed every year by pigs than by sharks, which shows you how good we are at evaluating risk.

Hand me down the shark repellent Bat-Spray!

I think I'm a bit like a kind of shark, that if I stop swimming, I won't be able to breathe, something like that.

You Know the Most Dangerous Thing In the Water? A Shark Fart.

If incredible creatures like sharks can exist, why not Bigfoot? When I look at sharks, they're the most terrifying, monstrous, dinosaur-like things. To this day, I'm so fascinated by them and can't get my head around how they are on Planet Earth at all.

Crikey means gee whiz, wow! Crikey, mate. You're far safer dealing with crocodiles and western diamondback rattlesnakes than the executives and the producers and all those sharks in the big MGM building.

I hate the beach - I'm a mountain guy. I'd much rather face a bear than a shark.

If men are obsolete, then women will soon be extinct -- unless we rush down that ominous Brave New World path where women clone themselves by parthenogenesis, as famously do Komodo dragons, hammerhead sharks, and pit vipers.

Pigs eat more tuna than all the planet's sharks combined.

Interesting fact: a shark will only attack you if you’re wet.

Sharks have swum the oceans for over 400 million years, but we're threatening this critically important species for the purpose of making soup - it's sad and wasteful.

Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food.

Without sharks, you take away the apex predator of the ocean, and you destroy the entire food chain.

I'm obsessed with crocodiles and getting eaten by one. When I hear that someone's been eaten by a crocodile or shark, I just get all gooey. I start salivating.

How fishy on the fishiness scale? Ten is a stickleback and one is a whale shark." "A whale isn't a fish, Thursday." "A whale shark is--sort of." "All right, it's as fishy as a crayfish." "A crayfish isn't a fish." "A starfish, then." "Still not a fish." "This is a very odd conversation, Thursday.

I've always been freaked out in deep open water if there's a potential of sharks around.

There's still a lot of people out there who think the only good shark is a dead shark.

The reason I do Shark Tank isn't to try take make more money of the deals, even though every deal I want to make money off of and even more so I want the entrepreneurs to be very successful and make money, but Shark Tank sends a message to everybody that the American Dream is alive and well.

My position is this. If we can't protect sanctuaries, if we can't save the whales, the sharks, the fish, our oceans will die.

Books are sharks... because sharks have been around for a very long time. There were sharks before there were dinosaurs, and the reason sharks are still in the ocean is that nothing is better at being a shark than a shark.

I always read. You know how sharks have to keep swimming or they die? I’m like that. If I stop reading, I die.

The only use for a knife during a shark attack is pure treachery: Stab your buddy, swim like hell, and hope the munchies take him.

I'm just a simple guy swimming in a sea of sharks.

The credit card companies have put the loan sharks out of business.

Love's pure free joy when it works, but when it goes bad you pay for the good hours at loan-shark prices.