David Letterman Quotes

With any president it is difficult to predict how the world will be effected by his presence in the white house.

The evil is in the White House at the present time.

We're going to put sanity back into the White House.

Washington's a mess, but that's not stopping me from getting bills to help Montana signed into law by President Trump.

I've been very fortunate, because I've cooked for a lot of actors and actresses and musicians. I've cooked for presidents and I've been to the White House.

We need a different kind of leadership in the White House that understands how to get bureaucracies competent again.

Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the President.

The President needs me at the White House. It's autumn, you know, and the leaves need raking.

I've heard a lot of nasty rhetoric about the president. We're going to kick your rear end out of the White House and stuff. That's just not the way I behave.

Governor Romney has been a great success in business. He has been a great success as executive, as governor of Massachusetts. I think that's the kind of guy we want in the White House.

I have respectfully declined the president's invitation to the White House today.

What matters most is not who is sitting in the White House, but "who is sitting in" - and who is marching outside the White House, pushing for change.

Reporters are always supposed to be demanding more access and more transparency. So the day that there isn't some friction between the White House press corps and the White House is the day that somebody in the press corps is not doing their job.

Well, Joe Biden has done it again. He showed up at the White House Passover Seder with a bunch of ham sandwiches.

People think that politics just somehow magically organizes itself. It doesn't work that way. You need to assemble these huge coalitions of 535 politicians on Capitol Hill, and tens of thousands of interest groups, and tens of millions of voters, and assemble all those in government to get stuff done.

It has become increasingly clear to me that the White House is not interested in good-faith negotiations.

[Donald] Trump has many and one of the most obvious is right here in Washington.

You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.

I'm going to use the White House and every tool at my disposal as your president to make the case that patriotism is profitable.

We suffer most when the White House busts with ideas.

You see, in Washington they have these bodies, Senate and the House of Representatives. That is for the convenience of the visitors. If there is nothing funny happening in one, there is sure to be in the other, and in case one body passes a good bill, why, the other can see it in time and kill it.

We learned that President-elect [Donald] Trump intends to keep his executive producer title on Celebrity Apprentice. We know he's going to come out later this week and talk about how he's going to handle the overall conflicts of interests, perhaps, with his businesses in the White House.

They're doing everything they can to tighten security at the White House. Today, on the roof of the White House, they added one of those fake owls.

Now, like, I'm President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House and start offering it up, you know?...I bet if they did, I hope I would say, 'Hey, get lost. We don't want any of that.'

I really don't think there's a world in which you can do anything with anybody. Because we're in the world of the White House, I think there are certain things you can do, and larger things that can happen, but I don't think you can do anything.