Martin Sheen Quotes

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.

I used to be psychic, but I drank my way out of it.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I am full of theories that are based on a very liquid foundation, because I used to be a drinker.

I could probably play an alcoholic. I've had some experience with that.

Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.

I think that I'm coming off as the biggest alcoholic in the world.

I was carrying a beautiful alcoholic conflagration around with me. The thing fed on its own heat and flamed the fiercer. There was no time, in all my waking time, that I didn't want a drink. I began to anticipate the completion of my daily thousand words by taking a drink when only five hundred words were written. It was not long until I prefaced the beginning of the thousand words with a drink.

I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

Only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life!.

Seeing is believing to most families who have lived with a drinker.

I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.

Are you on drugs?" "No." "Maybe you should be.

Booze is the most outrageous of drugs which is why I chose it.

When I hear alcoholics talk about having their demons, I think that they're probably absolutely literally correct.

I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.

Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver.

I saw people around me who were falling deeper and deeper into alcoholism and substance abuse. It's seductive because alcohol is amazing and drugs are amazing, they work so well.

I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair.

Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.

Why do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny. Anybody funny can be serious, but people who have no sense of humor, they can never be funny - and frankly, they're jealous. There's very few comic actors. Think about it. There aren't that many. It's hard because you have to be able to do both.

He was hiding from his problems in a bottle, something that went against every piece of my nature. Me? I couldnʹt let my problems win without a fight.

Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, 'Here, kitty, kitty.'