George F. Will Quotes

There is absolutely no common sense, it is common non-sense.

Humor is reason gone mad.

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas.

I've always thought things were absurd. It would take a lot more effort for me to see things as reasonable.

When in doubt, make no sense. No sense is good. And nonsense is good.

In an age of madness, to expect to be untouched by madness is a form of madness. But the pursuit of sanity can be a form of madness, too

Absurdity is what I like most in life.

Whoever's calm and sensible is insane!

The Cha-Cha is no more ridiculous than life itself.

Resisting madness is the maddest way of being mad.

It's hard to find logic in things sometimes. That's why I can't analyze things too much, because it often doesn't make much sense.

If you follow reason far enough it always leads to conclusions that are contrary to reason.

'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

No sense makes sense.

Faith is the effort to believe what your common sense tells you is not true.

The tail must wag the dog, for the horse is drawn by the cart

Most of the time, when someone tells you something, and it makes sense, it just makes sense. And that's that. But sometimes it really doesn't make sense.

I look out the chair while eating my pillow. I open the wall, I walk with my ears. I have ten eyes to walk with and two fingers to look with. I put my head on the floor to sit down, I put my bottom on the ceiling. After eating the music box, I spread jam on the rug for a great dessert.

Nothing is so conformable to reason as to disavow reason.

In a world where everything is ridiculous, nothing can be ridiculed. You cannot unmask a mask.

All I want to be is normally insane.

Credo quia absurdum – I believe because it is absurd.

What is too absurd to be believed is believed because it is too absurd to be a lie.

You know you've completely descended into madness when the matter of shampoo has ascended to philosophical heights.