Dick Cavett Quotes

Recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when I explained that the reason I don't is that I'm a Gemini.

I think astrology is annoying bullshit-which is so Libra of me

Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies.

I'm a typical Capricorn. I'm hardworking, loyal, sometimes stubborn, and I don't believe in astrology.

I am an Aries. Although I do not believe in astrology, I think this is exactly the right sign to have been born under.

I confess, I do have to remind myself almost daily that there are people on this earth capable of reading, writing, eating and dressing themselves who believe their lives are ruled from billions of miles away, by the stars - and, of course, the planets.

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.

I'm a Taurus, which sounds like the name of a pickup truck. I'd prefer to be born under the sign of the rock wallaby. If you're going to interpret your life pursuant to an utterly irrational dogma, why can't it have a cute mascot? Rock wallabies really are fabulous animals, and in any remotely just world, they would have their own star sign.

I'm very into Zodiac signs, so when I meet a fellow Scorpio, I always get really excited.

If you believe in astrology, I'm a Virgo, so I'm very controlling; I'm very neat, and I'm very organized.

I'm not an intensely mystical person. I don't do numerology. I'm a Cancer, but that's as far as I go.

If astrology is real, I guess I'm a pretty quintessential Virgo.

Things I am allergic to: people who believe in star signs and think nothing of starting a conversation with: 'Hi, my name's Lucy. I'm a Sagittarius;' rodents (apart from miniature hamsters, which are not in fact rodents but small, breathing, brown balls of cotton wool); and people who go to the gym.

The characteristics of people according to their star sign are similar, and we pay attention to how we can get the best out of them.

My mom's really into astrology and she's always telling me about the moon cycles and stuff like that.

I read the horoscope, and when I like it I smile and when I don't like it, I say, 'Dr. Ruth Westheimer, what's the matter with you?'

And that's when he finally tells me his name is Ernest. I'm thinking of giving it away, though. Ernest is so dull, and Hemingway? Who wants a Hemingway?

All these ideas such as astrology, although there may be a grain of truth in them, should be avoided.

I believe it is possible to tell what sign some people were born under by watching their eyes, watching how they walk, how they talk.

I can only hope he's an Aries and not a Scorpio.

So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."

Astrology is a disease, not a science.

Astrology is not an art, it is a disease.

Astrology is a disease, not a science... It is a tree under the shadow of which all sorts of superstitions thrive. ... Only fools and charlatans lend value to it.

A belief in God and a belief in astrology cannot be reconciled.