Anne Lamott Quotes

If astrology is real, I guess I'm a pretty quintessential Virgo.

If you believe in astrology, I'm a Virgo, so I'm very controlling; I'm very neat, and I'm very organized.

Laura Alicia Deverell was born on May 10th, 1862, at precisely a quarter past one o'clock on a Thursday morning. Those interested in that pseudo-science astrology or astromancy may trace her life and character, if they wish, among the stars, where no doubt it is all written.

Recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when I explained that the reason I don't is that I'm a Gemini.

Do you believe in astrology? -I don't even believe in astronomy.

I meet people, I like to ask: which sign are you?

To the medical man, astrology is invaluable in diagnosing diseases and prescribing a remedy, for it reveals the hidden cause of all ailments.

We are born at a given moment, in a given place and, like vintage years of wine, we have the qualities of the year and of the season of which we are born. Astrology does not lay claim to anything more.

I believe in astrology as much as I do in genetics.

I'm very into Zodiac signs, so when I meet a fellow Scorpio, I always get really excited.

The characteristics of people according to their star sign are similar, and we pay attention to how we can get the best out of them.

I can only hope he's an Aries and not a Scorpio.

A physician without a knowledge of Astrology has no right to call himself a physician.

I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical.

We need not feel ashamed of flirting with the zodiac. The zodiac is well worth flirting with.

The nice thing about the zodiac as a system is it is quite comprehensive as a range of impulses and psychological states it can speak about.

I've studied astrology for many, many years, and I feel like it's an incredibly challenging art.

When a child is born, the exact moment it draws its first breath should be noted, as that moment, and not the time of delivery, is the time of birth from the astrologer's point of view.

I'm a Taurus, which sounds like the name of a pickup truck. I'd prefer to be born under the sign of the rock wallaby. If you're going to interpret your life pursuant to an utterly irrational dogma, why can't it have a cute mascot? Rock wallabies really are fabulous animals, and in any remotely just world, they would have their own star sign.

Frankly, I'll believe in horoscopes the day I can describe my personality to an astrologer and they tell me what date I was born.

When I was in my twenties, I would always read my horoscope.

I love the idea of being an Aries.

Yeah, I'm a Leo.

Every newspaper feels it must have an astrology column, and even in the Carleton University bookstore this morning, I found books on astrology for sale.

My birthday is in November, so I think I'm a Scorpio? I'm not even sure!