Jonah Peretti Quotes

I am an Aries. Although I do not believe in astrology, I think this is exactly the right sign to have been born under.

If you believe in astrology, I'm a Virgo, so I'm very controlling; I'm very neat, and I'm very organized.

If astrology is real, I guess I'm a pretty quintessential Virgo.

Things I am allergic to: people who believe in star signs and think nothing of starting a conversation with: 'Hi, my name's Lucy. I'm a Sagittarius;' rodents (apart from miniature hamsters, which are not in fact rodents but small, breathing, brown balls of cotton wool); and people who go to the gym.

You're not going to get any true confessions out of me," she said. "I'm a Leo, and our thing is changing the subject.

I'm a Capricorn, actually.

I believe in horoscopes. I was born under the sign of the Ram, which means I'm headstrong, don't like people telling me what to do.

The nice thing about the zodiac as a system is it is quite comprehensive as a range of impulses and psychological states it can speak about.

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.

I'm a Taurus, which sounds like the name of a pickup truck. I'd prefer to be born under the sign of the rock wallaby. If you're going to interpret your life pursuant to an utterly irrational dogma, why can't it have a cute mascot? Rock wallabies really are fabulous animals, and in any remotely just world, they would have their own star sign.

We are born at a given moment, in a given place and, like vintage years of wine, we have the qualities of the year and of the season of which we are born. Astrology does not lay claim to anything more.

I'm a Sagittarius, born in the year of the rat, all of which is basically meaningless to me.

People suit their star sign. If someone is annoying me over and over, and I know they're a Sagittarius, say, I'm more likely to forgive them. It comes down to my need for structure as a way of finding my bearings with people.

I'm very into Zodiac signs, so when I meet a fellow Scorpio, I always get really excited.

I am 100 per cent Virgo, stubborn, over-organised, slightly abstracted from the rest of the world.

The characteristics of people according to their star sign are similar, and we pay attention to how we can get the best out of them.

I am Pisces, with Aries on the ascent. I couldn't have done all I've done in my life if it hadn't been for Aries.

I read the horoscope, and when I like it I smile and when I don't like it, I say, 'Dr. Ruth Westheimer, what's the matter with you?'

The natures and dispositions of men are, not without truth, distinguished from the predominance of the planets.

Laura Alicia Deverell was born on May 10th, 1862, at precisely a quarter past one o'clock on a Thursday morning. Those interested in that pseudo-science astrology or astromancy may trace her life and character, if they wish, among the stars, where no doubt it is all written.

Recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when I explained that the reason I don't is that I'm a Gemini.

I believe it is possible to tell what sign some people were born under by watching their eyes, watching how they walk, how they talk.

I think astrology is annoying bullshit-which is so Libra of me

I can only hope he's an Aries and not a Scorpio.

Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies.