Jay Leno Quotes

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman–Miss Lewinsky.

Bill Clinton smoked Marijuana but he didn't inhale, he spent time with a woman but he didn't sleep with her, he received a draft notice but didn't read it. Why give him the White House; he won't use it.

Hillary Clinton's opponent in the U.S. Senate race, the Republican she's going to be running against, has been married three times, had an affair with his chief of staff, had two kids with her while still married to his second wife. This is the first time in history that a Clinton is the 'family values' candidate.

Did you have an extramarital affair with Monica Lewinsky?

The guy [Bill Clinton] was a known, let's say, "raconteur."

Then you got Newt Gingrich up here who - didn't he leave his wife while she was dying to marry the next wife? Give me a break, Newt.

In Sarah Palin's new book, she says when she first laid eyes on her future husband, she said out loud, 'Thank you, God,' which is the same thing the Democrats said when they first laid eyes on Sarah Palin.

Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'

Yes, Bill Clinton is a big flirt.

But Bill Clinton had the good taste to lie about his sexual peccadillos. He had the honor and the decency to want to cover it up.

Callista Gingrich has, I suspect, given Newt's advisers a giant headache. She's a constant presence at her husband's side - and a constant reminder of his acknowledged infidelity. Newt cheated on his second wife with Callista, a woman 23 years his junior.

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.

Clinton's pardoning of Marc Rich was off-the-wall.

The President betrayed his wife. He did not betray the country.

In Europe, extramarital affairs are considered a sign of good health—a feat.

We didn't call Mr. Clinton a philandering, pot smoking draft-dodger.

I guess the Kennedys were just too busy having an affair with Marilyn to worry about Vietnam.

I think it would be much better for the country and for Clinton personally to resign. I come from the business side. If you had a chairman or president in the business world facing these allegations, he'd be gone.

You can't write a book about Hillary Clinton and not anticipate some blowback, so I always knew it was going to be something.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time - never. These allegations are false.

Clinton masturbates in the sinks.

Hillary Clinton may be the most corrupt person ever to seek the presidency of the United States.

Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

What could have John Edwards' motivations been to have the affair with Rielle Hunter, given his wife is smarter than he is and probably nagging him a lot about doing this, and he found somebody that did something with her mouth other than talk.