Fritz Leiber Quotes

Really now, search your soul, lovie-is the vampire so bad? All he does is drink blood.

Over the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore.

I am down with the latest trends. And everyone knows, the thing on the streets is vampires. So I have been biting people on the neck.

What's next? If there are vampires in there, they probably drink artificial blood plasma substitute.

Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.

You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've seen movies. They're sneaky.' She was kidding. Eve didn't smile.

That's what vampires do, Kitten. We always come for what's ours, no matter the circumstances." Bones said.

even if vampires were stupid. Especially American vampires. They hung out in places Alaric himself would never have gone, especially if he were immortal. Such as high schools. And Walmart.

Why do these crazy vampires keep trying to collect me?

But it's daylight," she said at last. "Vampires can't go out in the sun, everyone knows that!" Bones chuckled. "Right And we shrink back from crosses, can't travel over water, and always get staked in the end by the righteous slayer. Really, who'd be afraid of a creature like that? All you'd need is a Bible, a tanning bed, and some holy water to send us shivering to our dooms.

Because all bad little vampires see me in the end

Vampires!!! What a time to be caught without a turtleneck!

You know, what's popular? Okay, vampires are very popular. Let me make my vampire movie. I'm not saying you can't make a vampire movie. But if you're going to do one do something crazy. I mean don't just get a bunch of, like I said, models and make them into vampires so you'll get an audience. You know maybe get some ugly vampires for a change.

If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.

The vampire thing always works for some reason. Always works.

You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.

I don't like vampires personally. I don't know any.

I don't want to be a sexy vampire.

I have no intention of making vampires cool. Absolutely not. They're not cool.

Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!

If you are a vampire, then a vampire is not the creature of the legends.

No, death hadn't changed [Willie] much. But just in case, I avoided looking directly into his eyes. It was standard policy for dealing with vampires. He was a slime bucket, but now he was an undead slime bucket.

You can't trust a vampire, trust me