Kelley Armstrong Quotes

I was obsessed with vampires when I was 13 or 14.

He also deeply distrusts vampires, as you had guessed yourself,” Bones added. “Aside from that, all I heard was enough repetitions of ‘how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck’ to make me want to stake myself.

He had fangs. So what? Plenty of things not a Dark-Hunter have fangs, including Hollywood actors and kids playing vampire. You should have checked his membership card before you attacked. Good grief, what if you’d run across a Masquerade group?” – Sundown

Why do these crazy vampires keep trying to collect me?

If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock.

There are vampires and vampires, and not all of them suck blood.

If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!

In the 1970s vampires were pretty boring. The scariest vampire was Count Chocula. One bite of Count Chocula and you were cursed with Type 2 diabetes.

Oh God, I just kissed a vampire!" Oh Gods, I just kissed a human!

Vampires have become tragic or romantic figures. Vampire are largely seduction tales. They're no longer the scary creature in the dark.

Over the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore.

Interview with a Vampire was lots of sex, so I'm not sure.

I read 'Dracula' in high school. I've been around vampires forever.

I don't like vampires personally. I don't know any.

It's always been strange to me that someone can say they're a vampire fan. I'm not a non-fan, but it's such an unusual thing to be a fan of. That's like saying, "I love zombie movies! I just love 'em! They're my favorite!" That's more of a psychological problem than being an actual fan.

For every kind of vampire, there is a kind of cross

I'm perfectly honest, I've never seen Twilight, I've never seen The Vampire Diaries, and I've never seen True Blood, or anything like that.

If you are a vampire, then a vampire is not the creature of the legends.

Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-" "Ask me if I sparkle and I'll kill you where you stand," Bones cut him off with utmost seriousness.

Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you." Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood.

It's cool to play a vampire.

Because all bad little vampires see me in the end

Vampires!!! What a time to be caught without a turtleneck!

Really now, search your soul, lovie-is the vampire so bad? All he does is drink blood.