Jeaniene Frost Quotes

Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-" "Ask me if I sparkle and I'll kill you where you stand," Bones cut him off with utmost seriousness.

You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.

I'm great as bait! All the vampires want to eat me!

What's next? If there are vampires in there, they probably drink artificial blood plasma substitute.

Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!

Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you." Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood.

If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock.

I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit.

Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?” “In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up.

The ratman froze, staring at me. "Why are you laughing?" His voice held just a hint of unease. Good. I was hoping that the vampires would come for me soon and save me. You've got to admit that's funny.

If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!

In the 1970s vampires were pretty boring. The scariest vampire was Count Chocula. One bite of Count Chocula and you were cursed with Type 2 diabetes.

It's always been strange to me that someone can say they're a vampire fan. I'm not a non-fan, but it's such an unusual thing to be a fan of. That's like saying, "I love zombie movies! I just love 'em! They're my favorite!" That's more of a psychological problem than being an actual fan.

I was the vampire Lestat again. I was back in action. New Orleans was once again my hunting ground.

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!

Because we're old as sh*t. What do you want?

Stop being so...optimistic, its getting on my nerves." "No problem. Do you want me to be all gloom and doom or just shut up?" "Just shut up." "Can do." "Really? Doesn't seem like it." -Jacob and seth

I'm bored. I need to be entertained. Sam is moping. I may kill him with his own guitar. It would give me something to do and also make him say something. Two birds with one stone!

He blinked, then roared with laughter. "Eve Dallas, Vampire Slayer. One for the books." ~Eternity in Death

When someone asks me, 'What do you do?' under my breath I want to say, 'Ask my f--king bank account what I do,'

Don’t you two girls have something better to do, like pick out toe lint? (Acheron)

Sookie: Is Eric around?" Pam: "He is enthralling the vermin.

You don't get a lot of suicidal vampires.

I don't want to talk about the vampire schedule. That's just gonna upset me.

Why do these crazy vampires keep trying to collect me?