Jeaniene Frost Quotes

He also deeply distrusts vampires, as you had guessed yourself,” Bones added. “Aside from that, all I heard was enough repetitions of ‘how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck’ to make me want to stake myself.

I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit.

My daughter is reading various Young Adult vampire stuff, and I ask her, "Is there even a bad vampire in the story?" There's always a good vampire now, but do any of them sleep in coffins? And I would bring her down to my library and say, "Here's every classic vampire literature. There are coffins, there's this, there's that," you know? "When you get to the YA stuff, you may try some of this stuff just to see where it came from."

If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock.

If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat?

If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!

In the 1970s vampires were pretty boring. The scariest vampire was Count Chocula. One bite of Count Chocula and you were cursed with Type 2 diabetes.

I'm not a vampire movie fan, per se. That's not to say that I haven't enjoyed movies with vampires in them.

I've loved vampires for a very long time. In eighth grade, I guess, my research paper was on vampires.

Over the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore.

I was obsessed with vampires when I was 13 or 14.

I had always liked, well, who didn't love Lestat and fall in love with 'Interview with the Vampire,' and 'Nosferatu,' and Coppola's 'Dracula' with the awesome costumes? So I loved all that.

We love a lot of vampire fiction - both fiction in which the vampires are enemies to be battled or stone cold foxes to be dated.

When I started writing about vampires, I swore that I wouldn't touch the 'Dracula' legend because it's been done too many times.

There are many vampires in the world today... you only have to think of the film business.

Like many of you, I've always been slightly obsessed with vampires, dating back to the prime-time series 'Dark Shadows,' which I followed avidly as a kid.

Are vampires kinky? I didn't know.

I don't like vampires personally. I don't know any.

When people are like, 'What do you think of this vampire craze?' - well, I don't really feel like it ever ended, personally, 'cause I've always been into them, like 'Underworld.'

I thought, 'Who is the first vampire ever? It's Peter Murphy!'

What's next? If there are vampires in there, they probably drink artificial blood plasma substitute.

And I think we'll be able to prove scientifically that other talents such as intuitive, psychic, clairvoyant and audiovoyant are very real.

Kim Newman's Anno Dracula is back in print, and we must celebrate. It was the first mash-up of literature, history and vampires, and now, in a world in which vampires are everywhere, it's still the best, and its bite is just as sharp. Compulsory reading, commentary, and mindgame: glorious.

Why do these crazy vampires keep trying to collect me?

There will be hoards of vampire bats descending on Beverly Hills.... We'll see if they can find any real flesh to puncture. I don't know.