Vampire Stereotypes Quotes

even if vampires were stupid. Especially American vampires. They hung out in places Alaric himself would never have gone, especially if he were immortal. Such as high schools. And Walmart.

Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?" "I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said. "I rest my case.

But it's daylight," she said at last. "Vampires can't go out in the sun, everyone knows that!" Bones chuckled. "Right And we shrink back from crosses, can't travel over water, and always get staked in the end by the righteous slayer. Really, who'd be afraid of a creature like that? All you'd need is a Bible, a tanning bed, and some holy water to send us shivering to our dooms.

Interview with a Vampire was lots of sex, so I'm not sure.

Over the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore.

I think vampires have gotten maybe a little bit silly in the last years where they're all wearing crushed velvet and reading poetry and making sweet love to their victims, you know, it's not really all that scary.

If you look at all the vampires in the past, they were sort of decrepit old men. Stephanie Meyers just made it for a new audience. All the vampires are now young men and she describes them as not being ugly.

If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday

The vamp in McMann’s stared at me. I guess he didn’t like the Goth look. Most of them don’t; somehow they think I’m making fun of them. Which I totally am.

I don't want to be a sexy vampire.

I don't like vampires personally. I don't know any.

Vampirism is like celebrity now. Vampires are these eternally young, thin, sexy apparitions of perpetual nightlife and absolutely nothing like their folkloric European boogeyman predecessors. We don't even make our vampires sleep in coffins anymore, or the ground.

Since 'Buffy,' vampires have become kind of softer and gushier instead of, you know, man-eating monsters.

It's not like vampires are inherently bad. It's just people need to make better vampire movies.

Most vampires I have discovered are men for some reason. I guess it's because of Dracula; people are kind of feeding off that.

I've noticed that when people make vampire movies, they're always determining which of the rules they're going to stick to and which they'll abandon.

There are vampires and vampires, and not all of them suck blood.

Vampires used to be like Dracula, and now they're young teenage kids, so yeah, I like that.

I haven't read the 'Twilight' books, though I suppose, in general, I thought it might be fun to deflate all of the notions of vampire sexiness, secret societies, the idea that anyone could learn to divide the population of the world between fellow vampires and perishable food sources and expect to retain their humanity, etc.