Laurell K. Hamilton Quotes

even if vampires were stupid. Especially American vampires. They hung out in places Alaric himself would never have gone, especially if he were immortal. Such as high schools. And Walmart.

It's cool to play a vampire.

If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday

Vampires were an excellent springboard. I still love them; they fascinate me.

I'm a coyote shapeshifter playing in a world of werewolves and vampires---outmatched is n understatement.

If you are a vampire, then a vampire is not the creature of the legends.

No, death hadn't changed [Willie] much. But just in case, I avoided looking directly into his eyes. It was standard policy for dealing with vampires. He was a slime bucket, but now he was an undead slime bucket.

Vampires. Honestly, they're like children sometimes.

Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave, and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat.

Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?

Over the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore.

Interview with a Vampire was lots of sex, so I'm not sure.

People have always had a fascination with the supernatural going back to the beginning of time and with vampires in particular. This phenomenon is not new.

As you study vampire legend throughout history, it goes back to almost every culture. South Africa, Indonesia, crazy places have that legend and that idea of immortality.

I don't like vampires personally. I don't know any.

I am down with the latest trends. And everyone knows, the thing on the streets is vampires. So I have been biting people on the neck.

For every kind of vampire, there is a kind of cross

So you are a vampire." "I most certainly am not." He looked annoyed. "That's such a common phrase, such a cliche, and so unflattering. I suppose you believe in werewolves and aliens too. I blame television.

I was planning on starting a new file on my computer with the title "Phrases That Sound One Way to Witches but Mean Something Else to Vampires.

There was this about vampires : they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were... what was the word... deshabille. It meant untidy, but with bags and bags of style.

I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back.

Why do these crazy vampires keep trying to collect me?

You can't trust a vampire, trust me

Because all bad little vampires see me in the end