Craig Ferguson Quotes

I never read the tabloids.

When you aren't doing too many films, people find other things to write about you.

That's not true. I did not have sexual intercourse with Lindsay Lohan. ... A lot of people probably did, I don't know, [but I did not].

Another recollection is that [ Paul Johnson] mostly kept away from ideas and dedicated activism, and concentrated on sex lives and other gossip.

The sex tape rumor had nothing to do with me, that's why it's so weird. It's like, if you have a sex tape, that's up to you. I want nothing to do with it.

There is a new book out about Hillary Clinton that claims Bill is still having affairs but Hillary continues to look the other way. The only problem is when Hillary does look the other way Bill's having sex with a women over there too.

People's sex habits are as well known in Hollywood as their political opinions, and much less criticized.

People started saying I was ignoring my country, making up stories about me. Ludicrous things, like that I throw tea on my assistants.

I got a phone call saying we are from the News of the World, and we're exposing you and David Beckham. My heart did not beat for a minute.

I've been reading tabloids since I was nine. I love a good story.

Well, honestly, both my husband and I tend to ignore the tabloids. We see them every once in awhile or it comes to our attention that we are in a tabloid for one reason or another. But it's always false.

I'm not on Page Six, because I don't have anything salacious happening in my life... unfortunately.

Vulgar and obscene, the papers run rumors daily about people in show business, tales of wicked ways and witless affairs.

My mother emails me stuff about when she finds a paparazzi photo and they're like, his hair is out of control.

If people see me having dinner with a beautiful woman, they immediately believe that I'm having a love affair with her. Of course that's rubbish. I'm not a playboy!

I did not have sexual relations with that woman–Miss Lewinsky.

Now, boys, let me tell you something. Sometimes you may see me coming out of a room in the White House with a woman. You just remember that it is none of your business.

My clothes, my stockings, my wigs were a matter of public discussion …. Columnists asked me about anything and everything—except my job. Women's magazines and women's pages featuring articles about me—sometimes without bothering to interview me. Cartoonist delight in sketching me and my clothes and swelling girth. and always the whispers and speculation about my sex life—how much, and with whom.

In a close election no one is going to pass up an opportunity to mix politics with a little sex.

Everybody asks me questions about the inside of James Franco's mouth.

I have absolutely no interest in the tabloids or reporting of the royal family.

Magazines started insinuating that I was having affairs with my co-stars. That hurt.

You should hear all the people talking to me about Heath Ledger, and yet I'm the only person shooting his mouth off out there about what everyone actually already knows.

All those reports that I sleep in my closet. I don’t know how people get that. People are so obsessed with what you do at home.

You know the difference between news and gossip, don't you? News tells you what people did. Gossip tells you how much they enjoyed it.