Neal Schon Quotes

Our interest in 'Rolling Stone' is driven by its people, its cultural significance, and the globally recognized brand that has no peer in its areas of influence.

Whereas Rolling Stone, I just never had anything to do with them. I'd stop by the office maybe twice a year.

I think to simply make fun of something isn't particularly interesting. I try to not just do a parody of something or belittle something or disparage something.

My input for the first 16, 17 years of my life was AM radio, FM radio - pretty mainstream stuff. Rolling Stone was probably as edgy as it got.

I welcome all interviews with 'Rolling Stone' magazine, and I'm sure people will talk to me in the future.

I never met a politician that I couldn’t take a poke at.

I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.

We make fun of our leaders.

I am shocked that both the Congress and SAD make fun of comedians.

Satire's my weapon, but I'm too discreet To run amuck, and tilt at all I meet.

I wanted to be in Rolling Stone number two with a tomorrow feel to it, like an experimental Rolling Stones with Jagger singing.

There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.

Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?

Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you.

She had been critical of his new torch song, "A Side Order of Heartache, Please," suggesting it could be used as a good way to break in their new paper shredder.

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny.

Just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that was done this year . . . by cosmetic surgeons.

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.

It's a dangerous game that comedy plays. Sometimes it tells you the truth; sometimes it delays it.

Final installment of Things More Fun Than Reading the Sarah Palin Memoir: Driving into a tree, microwaving your head, and getting stabbed in the eye with a carrot.

Think of something to make the ridiculous look ridiculous.

Britney Spears' album Blackout is one of the hottest-selling CDs in the country. We're in a bad place, people: The world is melting, we're at war, and Two and a Half Men is a huge hit.

Mockery when done without prejudice or discretion, can be a form of respect. It's the closest we'll ever come to true equality.

The only good imitations are those that poke fun at bad originals.