H. L. Mencken Quotes

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

I'm happy for people who want to get married. It's not my thing.

I'm happily single.

We do not conceive in our heart to take a husband, but highly commend this single life, and hope that your Serene Highness will no longer spend time in waiting for us.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

I've come to the conclusion that I'm not supposed to be married.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

I just never was the marrying kind.

Marriage has just never interested me.

When I was thirty and perhaps forty, I did not want a wife. It was too much fun being single.

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.

I am single and happy.

I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all, I've never had a husband.

I always thought that there was a really good chance that I wasn't going to get married.

Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.

Just want to set the record straight. I'm single and I'm not going to get married!

Right now I'm single. Single, and loving it.

I never set out to get married and the way things have worked out I never have.

Singles are always simple.

All the housemaid hopes is, happiness for 'em - but marriage is a lottery, and the more she thinks about it, the more she feels the independence and the safety of a single life.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?

Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age.

I am single and not looking to be in a relationship.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?