Relationship Status Quotes

If I'm not in love, if I'm not with a long-term companion, I cannot be happy.

A lot of people play single to work some angle. I'm always about keeping it real. If that's how I'm living, that's how I'm living.

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

Do I support the idea of gay marriage? No, I don't.

No, I don't have a boyfriend, I don't want one.

Even in this day and age, if you're not married, there are people who are like, 'Awww! Don't worry, it'll happen for you someday.'

I haven't been with a woman in nine months.

I honestly think being single's great. Being in a relationship's great. It's all about the timing.

People forget that I was married. I love that, Will he get married? I don't talk about it because I don't think about it. I don't ever question other peoples' versions of how they live their lives or what they do.

When a woman gets to 30, you ask her about having kids. I don't mind - all my friends are settled with kids, so I can understand people asking, and I even get it from relatives, but I'd be a fool to miss these work opportunities. And there's no time limit. One day I'll find my prince, but at the minute, I'm enjoying kissing a few frogs.

I am not romantic, you know; I never was.

Miss, n. A title which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.

Dating has never been something I've done. It's never been a part of my life.

Will you see Pulp again? Who knows. I'm not stoking those particular rumours.

Boyfriends? Psh, like I've got time for that!

At first, people were like, 'I've discovered something - you guys are married!' I was like, 'Yeah, that's not a secret. We've been married now already for many years.'

[Responding to repeated questions about traveling in Africa without a husband:] I am looking for him.

No, I haven't been single since birth.

On a serious level, I wouldn't tell the press if I was in a relationship or not. I wouldn't ever reveal that, because it takes you down a certain road... I have no desire to be courting the press with my love life.

Unfortunately, my love life is nil. I'm working too much - but I would like to settle down at some point.

I have no objection to the concept of domestic partnership.

I don't believe that a piece of paper can decide your relationship status.

My major political identity has been as her spouse for the last decade and I like it that way.

Back in my heyday, when I was out on the streets - I'm engaged now, about to get married - but before that I was quite the sex symbol. My line was, "If I was taller, would I have a chance?".

You feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, you have yourself. I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.