Bachelorhood Quotes

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

What a world of trouble those who never marry escape! There are many happy matches, it is true, and sometimes "my dear," and "my love" come from the heart; but what sensible bachelor, rejoicing in his freedom and years of discretion, will run the tremendous risk?

In the early days of the New England colonies, no more embarrassing or hampering condition, no greater temporal ill, could befall any adult Puritan than to be unmarried.

Men's magazines in the period immediately after World War II were almost all outdoor-oriented. They were connected to some extent in the male bonding that came out of a war... And what I tried to create was a magazine for the indoor guy, but focused specifically on the single life: in other words, the period of bachelorhood before you settle down.

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

We do not conceive in our heart to take a husband, but highly commend this single life, and hope that your Serene Highness will no longer spend time in waiting for us.

I don't think I'm destined to be the eternal bachelor.

Bachelors know all about parties. In fact, a good bachelor is a living, breathing party all by himself. At least that is what my girlfriend said when she found the gin bottles under the couch. I believe her exact words were, "You're a disgusting, drunken mess." And that's a good description of a party, if it's done right.

A politician ought to be born a foundling and remain a bachelor.

Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a woman is one of the most difficult things a man has to do, and he never did it.

I didn't get married until I was 38.

The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all — he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.

Besides the things I asked [Indira Gandhi], she told me about her son Rajiv, who is married to an Italian girl and is a pilot for Air India, then of her younger son Sanjay, who is an automobile designer and still a bachelor.

Anyway, he's gone. Which, as you know, is how I like my men.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

What business has an old bachelor like that to marry?' said Sir James. 'He has one foot in the grave.' 'He means to draw it out again, I suppose.

Wisely, I say, I am a bachelor.

I heard I am one of the most representative bachelor actors of Korea with Kang Dong Won, So Ji Sub, and Hyun Bin.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

Single guys get a bad rap.

I used to party a lot before marriage.

Old Cob tucked away his bowl of stew with the predatory efficency of a lifetime bachelor.

I've never been a boyfriend kind of girl.

... it is a fact universally acknowledged that a husband is the most ridiculous thing on earth, except for a bachelor.