CHARLES FARRAR BROWNE

I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.

The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all — he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.

My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.

We can't all be Washingtons, but we can all be patriots.

Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.

They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them.

Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?

Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.

I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.

My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.

They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them.

Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?

The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all — he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.

We can't all be Washingtons, but we can all be patriots.