Bachelors Quotes

I went to college at QUT: Queensland University of Technology. I studied for a Bachelors in finance and acting.

One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war.

We old bachelors smell like dogs, do we? So be it. But I must take issue with your claim that doctors who treat female illnesses are womanizers and cynics at heart. Gynecologists deal with savage prose the likes of which you have never dreamed of.

Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

What business has an old bachelor like that to marry?' said Sir James. 'He has one foot in the grave.' 'He means to draw it out again, I suppose.

Wisely, I say, I am a bachelor.

That, Madam, is my misfortune, not my fault.

Bachelor parties are designed for those who are sad to see the passing of their single days. I couldn’t be more eager to have mine behind me. So there’s really no point.

It's terrible feeling like an eligible bachelor but no women seeming to agree with you.

Single guys get a bad rap.

Old Cob tucked away his bowl of stew with the predatory efficency of a lifetime bachelor.

Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.

The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.

When a man has seen the woman whom he would have chosen if he had intended to marry speedily, his remaining a bachelor will usually depend on her resolution rather than on his.

Shall I never see a bachelor of three score again?

Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne.

The April winds are magical, And thrill our tuneful frames; The garden-walks are passional To bachelors and dames.

The uselessness and expensiveness of modern women multiply bachelors.

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.

Bachelors alone can travel freely, and without any twinges of their consciences touching desertion of the fire-side.

We're really up against it, we poor women: A bachelor's a hard thing to convert