David Spade Quotes

The only thing that ever really bothers me is that a lot of people think I'm that girl who hates your boyfriend. I'm really not that girl. Some of my friends' boyfriends are my best friends.

I don't see why I can't have friends of both sexes without wild rumors being circulated. It's crazy.

I came from the NFL, so people didn't like that, or they just try to make assumptions, and I think when you assume, you look stupid.

You walk into a room and there's already judgment. You know, like football players can't act or you're going to come in and be stiff.

Bad boys do get the girls.

In our culture, we get very much into shorthanding people. And I got shorthanded as That Guy: Jennifer Lopez, movies bombed, therefore he must be a sort of thoughtless dilettante, solipsistic consumer blahblahblah. It's hard to shake those sort of narratives.

A man in a bookstore buys a book on loneliness and every woman in the store hits on him. A woman buys a book on loneliness and the store clears out.

People don't realize who this band is always been because we're so young, and it's hard to get over that stigma.

Most difficult is the labeling by other people that models are empty-headed bodies. I think if you look for negativity, you can find it anywhere.

I keep getting cast as this bad guy, and I don't know why.

There is a lot of speculation about what women are attracted to, and there are a lot of misconceptions.

A lot of people - boys - look at me differently. They think that if they date me, they are gay because they are dating another boy. In instances like this, I feel almost excluded, if that's the right word. I feel like I'm being put on a different shelf.

When a woman is anything but pleasant, she is labeled as whiny, hysterical, etc.

I know what people think I am. People think I'm dumb. People think I party all the time. People think I'm ignorant.

It's unfortunate how people assume so much about your life based on the work you do.

I think, sometimes, if you get too much attention, then everybody watches you more closely, and they make these broad generalizations about you that aren't really true.

When youre touring and the minute you tell someone that youre from Jersey its the equivalent of telling them you just got out of jail.

Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!

People are too afraid of uptown. A lot of people will tell you, like, "Don't go to Harlem. You can never go there. 'Cause as soon as you get there, they kill you." That's what people think. As soon as you arrive in Harlem, someone just stabs you in the face right away. That's people's image of Harlem: just everyone standing around waiting for lost white people to kill all day. "Did you see any? I didn't either."

Speaking of our unkind labeling of each other with, "she is divorced, she used to be inactive, etc", asked, "Can't we get over this hardening of the categories?".

I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.

If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.

It's taboo for me to date wrestlers [on her father's opinion of her dating wrestlers].

Being a male capable of grunting, sweating, and not asking for directions, but not yet having conqured a women...in our culture, that wasn't manhood, that was dorksville!

I miss having someone to cuddle up and have an early night with. But I'm looking. Meanwhile, I'm having a few relationships that don't mean much.