Dick Van Dyke Quotes

Regarding marriage, it - somehow, it didn't happen. One fellow in such a big family not getting married is not an issue.

Marriage has just never interested me.

I've never felt any particular desire to be married.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

I myself got married at a very young age. It has always intrigued me because marriage is very synthetic in an otherwise natural world.

In March 1950, in New York City, I was married to Marietta Soffer. We have three children: Vilhelm, Tomas, and Margrethe.

As marriage goes, I think most people sort of set being - you know getting married as the goal as opposed to being married.

Woman, or more precisely put, perhaps, marriage, is the representative of life with which you are meant to come to terms.

I'll never get married again, and I always hate to say never to anything, but I will never marry again.

Marriage is such a mark of adulthood in my mind.

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three.

In my opinion, nothing changes after you get married. If ain't broke, don't fix it.

Marriage, to tell the truth, is an evil, but it is a necessary evil.

I've been married most of my life.

There is no pressure from my family to get married.

I don't like dating or just living with a woman. I like to create a relationship, a marriage. And almost all of my marriages have involved children, so I'm really a family man as well.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

It is a wonderful thing to get married young and become a father.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

I like getting married, but I don't like being married.

I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

I've been a married man most of my life; that's the way I like it.

Being married gives one one's position like nothing else can.