Thomas Middleditch Quotes

I like getting married, but I don't like being married.

I've never felt any particular desire to be married.

I'm not convinced about marriage. Divorce is so easy, and that fact that gay people are not allowed to marry takes much of the meaning out of it. Committing yourself to one person is sacred.

Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.

I don't regret either of my marriages - not for a minute.

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

As marriage goes, I think most people sort of set being - you know getting married as the goal as opposed to being married.

I just think you should get married if you want to have some kids.

I'll never get married again, and I always hate to say never to anything, but I will never marry again.

If we abandon marriage, we abandon the family.

I don't know if I believe in marriage. I believe in family, love and children.

Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.

Americans value marriage. Washington taxes marriage.

When I decide I want to have children with somebody, I think it would be nice to be married to that person.

Married life is awesome.

Marriage is a terrible institution, it creates such a regression of the mind.

I've been married most of my life.

It's a sacred thing, but I do want to get married. I'd love that.

I don't like dating or just living with a woman. I like to create a relationship, a marriage. And almost all of my marriages have involved children, so I'm really a family man as well.

Carry your Bible and live by it. There's a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you - male or female.

Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police.

On both 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette,' it seems like proposing marriage is equivalent to saying, 'Let's date.' Everyone knows those aren't the same things.

Marriage is like a formality for me.

I don't know if I want to get married again.

OMG, I am a married woman!