Jenny Eclair Quotes

I don't believe in the institution of marriage.

I like getting married, but I don't like being married.

Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it.

I have no wish for a second husband. I had enough of the first. I like to have my own way to lie down mistress, and get up master.

Married life is the same as dating life, except now you have a ring, and the state of California has a vested financial interest in the outcome of your marriage.

People don't want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets.

Being married is kind of like being a Ken-doll; you don't get to dress yourself anymore.

I'm a heathen when it comes to marriage.

I'm not convinced about marriage. Divorce is so easy, and that fact that gay people are not allowed to marry takes much of the meaning out of it. Committing yourself to one person is sacred.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I've never felt any particular desire to be married.

There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

I tell my friends married life is boring, but that's just a fun thing to say to make single people feel better.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.

As marriage goes, I think most people sort of set being - you know getting married as the goal as opposed to being married.

I believe in traditional marriage.

I'll never get married again, and I always hate to say never to anything, but I will never marry again.

We are no more content to plod along the beaten paths - and so marriage must go the way of God.

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three.

If we abandon marriage, we abandon the family.

I don't know if I believe in marriage. I believe in family, love and children.

I've had five weddings but if I'm really honest and if I count significant de factos... I've had nine husbands... which sounds appalling but when you consider I started at 18 and I'm 65 it's not so bad.

Marriage, to tell the truth, is an evil, but it is a necessary evil.

[Marriage is] an institution, in the maintenance of which in its purity the public is deeply interested.