Dave Barry Quotes

What makes me feel old is having no hair on the top of my head.

According to the doctors, I'm only suffering from a light form of premature baldness.

Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

I think I'm losing my hair finally. And, yeah, that's kind of all I know.

I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.

Besides, a bald cap would have never looked real.

I'm the poster boy for Propecia. It's amazing.

We're all born bald, baby.

Fortunately, it doesn't seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I'm as bald as a billiard ball!

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

Most guys with toupees overcompensate. They want too much hair. They end up piling it high, looking like a weird flower.

This is exactly what I thought - that I didn't have enough hair. Peter Jennings. Tom Brokaw. Dan Rather. Beautiful locks, beautiful heads of hair.

I'm not somebody who is genetically gifted when it comes to facial hair.

When I shaved part of my head in 2007, I was not an anticipating the grow-out process.

I had a shaved head for six years.

I don't think men like losing their hair, I don't think that's a newsflash. When you see people, start from Donald Trump and go down, you realize people will do anything to have some coverage up there.

There are a lot of people across the country, for as silly as this sounds, who obsess about hair loss.

Yes, my father is bald, but I found a way to save my hair. I met with a doctor in Brazil who has developed a special treatment.

The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness.

I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It never bothered me much. I was pretty young, too. And it happened and is happening very slowly. I have a feeling dead people get really mad when we complain about losing hair.

I have like three hairs left on my head. A hairstylist will come in and put all this fake hair in and it looks luscious and amazing. And I'm like, god, I feel a thousand times better.

Shaving your head is acceptable. It's when you start wearing toupees and brushing your hair over that things go wrong.

I am not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair.

I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.

When I look at myself, I'd like not to have hair on the top of the ceiling.