Artificial Hair Quotes

Most guys with toupees overcompensate. They want too much hair. They end up piling it high, looking like a weird flower.

It was an odd situation. For a century and a half, men got rid of their own hair, which was perfectly comfortable, and instead covered their heads with something foreign and uncomfortable. Very often it was actually their own hair made into a wig. People who couldn't afford wigs tried to make their hair look like a wig.

Here's the thing about hair; I think most people think that I have Lego hair, like I can just take it on and off in one piece, and that's not quite the case - although pretty close.

The thing about doing anything artificial to your hair is that you have to look after it. So you're always vulnerable to the weather and time.

I would never use prosthetics. I don't like sticking things on. I don't really like wearing wigs, either.

A lesser complaint: hair extensions. There are moments on 'All My Children' when half the women actors, young and old, seem to be afflicted by android Barbie creep. All those thick swatches of lifeless strands clustering lankly round ladies' necks! Like orange tanning spray, this is a fashion fad that should be put out of its misery.

A wig is a wig is a wig.

A bad facelift is like a bad toupee.

This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness.

Wigs are horrible.