Billy Zane Quotes

This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness.

Besides, a bald cap would have never looked real.

A bad facelift is like a bad toupee.

From my hair to my toes to my nails. Everything's fake. Everything! Even my heart is fake.

Sometimes people think I'm wearing a wig when I'm not wearing a wig, and then sometimes they think I'm not wearing a wig when I am wearing a wig.

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

Most guys with toupees overcompensate. They want too much hair. They end up piling it high, looking like a weird flower.

Wigs are horrible.

I tell people all the time, 'Don't be fooled, because I am a man by day.'

In 'Hope Never Dies', Biden attempts to disguise himself with a beach look, hoping that the incongruity of it will allow him to snoop around Wilmington without being recognized. Obama, on the other hand, knows the best way to keep a low profile is to just be himself.

All men in makeup are playing a part.

Do not mistake me for my mask. You see light dappling on the water and forget the deep, cold dark beneath.

Great affectation and great absence of it are at first sight very similar.

Will the real Red Reaper please stand up?

she shall scant show well that now shows best.

A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face.

The thing about chameleoning your way through life is that it gets to where nothing is real.

For the trouble with the real folk of Faerie is that they do not always look like what they are; and they put on the pride and beauty that we would fain wear ourselves.

Fine dressing is a foule house swept before the doores.

Reality is as thin as paper and betrays with all its cracks its imitative character.

The mask, given time, comes to be the face itself

Like cubic zirconia, I only look real. I'm an imposter. The fact is, I am not like other people.

It's somehow symbolic of Hollywood that Tara was just a facade, with no rooms inside.

To be truly popular, it has to look like something you are, when in reality, it's what you make yourself.